tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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towritepoems:

Happy 21st birthday to the light in my life. Today, Alexis, my wonderful girlfriend of over a year, is turning 21 on August 24th. On this day, in year 79 Mt Vesuvius erupted and buried Pompeii. You’re more explosive than that, my beautiful darling. On this day, in year 1853, the first potato…

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towritepoems:

do I turn you on yeah yeah yeah

towritepoems:

do I turn you on yeah yeah yeah

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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spookychic:

Informal Complaint: 07-WB12833958

Informal complaints about The Simpsons television show made to the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Washington, D.C., 2003 - 2007

In appropriate

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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